Yes, my beard is itching too. So what? Do we quit because the getting there is hard? I say no way, we fight it. We think past the itching and hot burning that comes in the beginning stages of a beard. This is the devil trying to talk you out of it.
It is always dark before the dawn. It gets worse before it gets better. It is a miracle beard. I never said as your leader that it would be easy. Grow. Then grow some more.
Zombie
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Sunday, October 10, 2010
The New Season Has Begun!
Just a quick word that the new year for the Christmas Miracle Beard has started already. Grow'em if you got'em!
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Tom's Finale!
Send in those finale pics folks, this year is coming to a close and we want to kill 2009 with some photos of the damage. enterthegrizzlybear@gmail.com
Z
Friday, December 18, 2009
The CMB Legacy
There is this unique and special thing that a CMB can do that nothing else in this world can. There are some in this life that just have not found a single thing that they are good at. They dream the same dreams of being recognized by their peers, they have the whole throw me up on your shoulders and celebrate desire, but cannot for the life of themselves find a way to make it happen, except they can grow this beard. This is their time to shine. This is their Super Bowl, their gold medal beard. They are the ones that we all want to raise above our heads and celebrate what they have been able to accomplish on their faces.
For others, who cannot grow a good beard, they work harder and wield with pride the uneven, and ratty scratch patches all over their faces. The CMB simply brings people together and makes heroes out of the ordinary people.
Z
For others, who cannot grow a good beard, they work harder and wield with pride the uneven, and ratty scratch patches all over their faces. The CMB simply brings people together and makes heroes out of the ordinary people.
Z
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Another Christmas Miracle
http://www.storinguptreasures.com/2009/12/our-miracle.html
Read this blog from the wife of one of our own growers.
Read this blog from the wife of one of our own growers.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Beard And Sweater Party
The party is set! We will be holding the party and R.P. McMurphy's in Wyandotte, Mi on December 19th. The party will start at 8 PM. Find your sickest sweater and fluff out that beautiful beard and join us!!!!!!
A lot of people have been worried about the amount of red that is being found growing among the normal hairs in their beards. Do not worry, there is usually trace amounts of ginger in the average beard. It can be compared to the trace amounts of weed inside every cigarette, or the few serial killers among the enormous population. While, some have ginger beards entirely, most do not have to worry about a complete take over.
So mark your calendars and make us your priority. There may even be a celebrity there or two.
Z
A lot of people have been worried about the amount of red that is being found growing among the normal hairs in their beards. Do not worry, there is usually trace amounts of ginger in the average beard. It can be compared to the trace amounts of weed inside every cigarette, or the few serial killers among the enormous population. While, some have ginger beards entirely, most do not have to worry about a complete take over.
So mark your calendars and make us your priority. There may even be a celebrity there or two.
Z
Monday, November 2, 2009
How To Survive H1N1
We all know the beard is better. However, this year the beard carries certain risk with it as we battle and will defeat The Swine Flu. This year, unlike any other, we who cloth our faces in glory must be diligent to fight this pandemic and prevent ourselves and our beloved ones from catching this horrible foe. Here is how you can decrease the increased risk for beard growers and your families.
Use soap/shampoo/conditioner when washing your face, and wash twice a day. When you have a wheat curtain dangling from your face, you must remember that we also are carrying a net for bacteria and disease. We have all seen the guy with the disheveled beard that you swear has bugs in it. Don't be that guy. Clean your beard. Take pride in it's beauty. Growing a beard is NOT letting yourself go. It is the opposite.
Use a fine tooth beard comb. This is good for a couple of reasons. 1. It pulls out harmful anthrax crystals if present. 2. Cleans the beard 3. Is very relaxing and feels good to the beard. 4. Helps you quit smoking giving you something to do with your hands. 5. Makes your beard look nice and well kept.
If you can't do it for yourself, do it for me. If you can't do it for me, do it for the ladies!
Z
Use soap/shampoo/conditioner when washing your face, and wash twice a day. When you have a wheat curtain dangling from your face, you must remember that we also are carrying a net for bacteria and disease. We have all seen the guy with the disheveled beard that you swear has bugs in it. Don't be that guy. Clean your beard. Take pride in it's beauty. Growing a beard is NOT letting yourself go. It is the opposite.
Use a fine tooth beard comb. This is good for a couple of reasons. 1. It pulls out harmful anthrax crystals if present. 2. Cleans the beard 3. Is very relaxing and feels good to the beard. 4. Helps you quit smoking giving you something to do with your hands. 5. Makes your beard look nice and well kept.
If you can't do it for yourself, do it for me. If you can't do it for me, do it for the ladies!
Z
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