Beard And Sweater Party

The party is set! We will be holding the party and R.P. McMurphy's in Wyandotte, Mi on December 19th. The party will start at 8 PM. Find your sickest sweater and fluff out that beautiful beard and join us!!!!!!

A lot of people have been worried about the amount of red that is being found growing among the normal hairs in their beards. Do not worry, there is usually trace amounts of ginger in the average beard. It can be compared to the trace amounts of weed inside every cigarette, or the few serial killers among the enormous population. While, some have ginger beards entirely, most do not have to worry about a complete take over.


So mark your calendars and make us your priority. There may even be a celebrity there or two.



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How To Survive H1N1

We all know the beard is better. However, this year the beard carries certain risk with it as we battle and will defeat The Swine Flu. This year, unlike any other, we who cloth our faces in glory must be diligent to fight this pandemic and prevent ourselves and our beloved ones from catching this horrible foe. Here is how you can decrease the increased risk for beard growers and your families.

Use soap/shampoo/conditioner when washing your face, and wash twice a day. When you have a wheat curtain dangling from your face, you must remember that we also are carrying a net for bacteria and disease. We have all seen the guy with the disheveled beard that you swear has bugs in it. Don't be that guy. Clean your beard. Take pride in it's beauty. Growing a beard is NOT letting yourself go. It is the opposite.

Use a fine tooth beard comb. This is good for a couple of reasons. 1. It pulls out harmful anthrax crystals if present. 2. Cleans the beard 3. Is very relaxing and feels good to the beard. 4. Helps you quit smoking giving you something to do with your hands. 5. Makes your beard look nice and well kept.

If you can't do it for yourself, do it for me. If you can't do it for me, do it for the ladies!



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