Orientation and Best In Show

Wanted to give you all some updates on the progress of this years campaign to end world wide waste of razors and aerosol cans through shaving. Below is a picture that will illustrate the different beard genres to give you some ideas on how to grow your beard.




My beard has been progressing nicely this year, getting really nice and thick growth early in the season. One of the downfalls of growing a specific Christmas Miracle Beard is the depression that the beard can cause. This is normal. Because we are achieving miracles here, we have to expect some sacrifice.

Still planning a photo shoot in November or December, if you are interested, shoot me an email.

The movement is really catching on as several celebrities have taken to the commitment of growing a CMB.






Below is this weeks CMB of the week. Notice it's fluffy beauty complimented by this wicker lumberjack flannel. This guy is a hero in this movement and has won CMB's best of show award for 2009!






Zombie
Thegrizzlybear@gmail.com

Full Body Beard

This is not what I would call, "A beard." This is simply a Sasquatch who happens to also have hair on his face. He has it because he is too lazy to shave it off and doing so would require him to shave off the rest of that wheat. See, he misses the point. Part of being a man is being dignified with a dignified Christmas Miracle Beard. If one has made himself repulsive and the ladies run in terror, you have done a bad thing. Beards should be uniting men and women around the world because of their obvious sexiness. This guy looks like he was born in the forest and has let the trees master him, not the other way around. Men were meant to be self-controlled and to have that kind of foliage and skank hanging around, even the nether regions, is a crime against manhood. Sir, if you are reading this, we like you, but please take a weed whacker to that ridiculous body.




Zombie.

A Dream Of Something Better

Posted this on the Facebook group last year of a very special little dream I had concerning a very special little beard.


Last night I had a dream of a beautiful Utopian world. All men were bearded and miracles were happening in front of everyone's eyes. People were back to chopping lumber with an ax and wore flannel shirts and work boots. It was weird. Because I wanted to be there. I was sad to awake and see all of the shaven faces all over my city. People that have no idea there is something better out there for them, something woolen and manly.

Zombie.

Welcome

Welcome to the Christmas Miracle Beard blog site. This is a place where you can post pictures, tips, stories, songs, poems, and anything else related to your beard. The site is here to promote the Christmas Miracle Beard Movement that is sweeping the country by the hundreds or tens. You grow the beard from October to New Years, and miracles WILL happen. Post your pics so we can love on them and enjoy. Beard growers are a family, so feel free to love on everyone!

To send us pictures, stories, anything simply email them to me at enterthegrizzlybear@gmail.com



Zombie. (Your founder and friend)






Grow.
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