We all know the beard is better. However, this year the beard carries certain risk with it as we battle and will defeat The Swine Flu. This year, unlike any other, we who cloth our faces in glory must be diligent to fight this pandemic and prevent ourselves and our beloved ones from catching this horrible foe. Here is how you can decrease the increased risk for beard growers and your families.
Use soap/shampoo/conditioner when washing your face, and wash twice a day. When you have a wheat curtain dangling from your face, you must remember that we also are carrying a net for bacteria and disease. We have all seen the guy with the disheveled beard that you swear has bugs in it. Don't be that guy. Clean your beard. Take pride in it's beauty. Growing a beard is NOT letting yourself go. It is the opposite.
Use a fine tooth beard comb. This is good for a couple of reasons. 1. It pulls out harmful anthrax crystals if present. 2. Cleans the beard 3. Is very relaxing and feels good to the beard. 4. Helps you quit smoking giving you something to do with your hands. 5. Makes your beard look nice and well kept.
If you can't do it for yourself, do it for me. If you can't do it for me, do it for the ladies!
Z
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The beard is all for the ladies. It is my way of giving back to a society that has gone clean shaven. Thank you for the tips. I was worried that H1N1 might stand between me and the miracles
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