Miracle Of Cellular Proportions

This was written by a great friend and Miracle Beard believer. Enjoy!

The Christmas Miracle Beard Testimony
I guess it is not too often that you hear a woman speaking to the wonders of a man’s
beard. This woman however has seen the miracle that is the Christmas beard. It really does
work and its power has been revealed in a mighty way to me in a twofold blessing.
The first thing to know that my esteemed colleague and all around best bud, Adam, is
who first introduced, nay, brought about the understanding for this thing called the Christmas
Miracle Beard. Being a woman, I have come to terms with the fact that it has not been my
blessing from God to be able to grow a beard. If I could grow one, I would hope that my meager
offering to God in the way of my facial hair could somehow bring about world piece. Alas, it is
not my place. However, I do have the ability to confer with my husband and gently persuade him
to grow a beard and one at that would honor the Lord in all its manly magnificence.
For some time now however, he has been resistant to my urgings and persuasions and has
maintained that it is in the best interest of his continued employment that he keep it shaved. I
persevered though, hoping that God would honor my wishing to grow a beard and still provide
the miracle. The bible says that a husband is won to the Lord “by the conversation of the wives”.
So I have trusted and waited for something to happen. Tuesday before last, 12/06/2010, God
honored my heart.
Dave, due to his sickness has been unwilling to shave. Not unable…unwilling. In his
haste that day of getting errands done he dropped his phone and no matter where he and my
nephew looked; they were unable to find it. Dave called a couple of the stores that he had gone
to and none had found it. After a couple of days of trying to find it and tearing our house, cars,
and front lawn up, he determined that it was just gone. He decided that he needed to go that day
and go get a new one. That was a Thursday. Friday David came home early from work. He got
out of the car and happened to look down in the snow by the car and noticed something sticking
out of the snow. He dug around it and PULLED OUT HIS CELLPHONE!! It had been buried
in snow for almost 4 days, it was still on and was frozen but it still worked! He brought it inside
and was almost yelling for me to come and take a look at it. I told him to put it in some rice to
dry out any water that might be in there and to leave it there for a couple of days. He did and on
the second day he retrieved the phone, put it back together, and turned it on. It still worked and
seemingly had been untouched by the damp weather and cold snow it had been buried in. On top
of that, previously there were three buttons on the phone that would stick and gave him some
problems from time to time. The three buttons work now with no problems whatsoever.
The second blessing that came from this was that due to the fact that he had bought the
new phone thinking that the other was gone; we were able to give the new phone to Elyza as a
birthday present when he found the old phone.
The point of this story is that I don’t believe that God honors the heart of the woman who
wishes that they could grow a beard and still makes it possible to bring the Christmas Miracles to
her because of her faith in what the growing of the beard stands for. In my case, God made a
way for Dave to become lax about his shaving knowing that this situation would arise to show us
that a man’s strength not only lies in his hair (facial or otherwise) but also in his woman’s ability
to believe in her man’s ability and God given ordinance to grow said hair. God respects facial
hair and he respects those that respect facial hair as well.
Wishing you the Greatest Christmas Miracle Beard,
Kelly Waldrop